Giant rubber cow-shaped sex dolls, shit-powered water heaters and damn good steak – all part of everyday life on a Thai cowboy ranch.
Thai street food is notoriously unhealthy, but if you get smart you can actually enjoy a lot of it without having to worry about your waistline expanding.
Get yourself in that festive mood by feasting your eyes on all this Christmas stuff we found mostly on Lazada.
Just imagine you are Heisenberg, the kitchen is your SUV in the desert, and cheap Thai rum is your pseudoephedrine.
Now you have a comeback to that colleague who always silently judges you and your greasy pile of khao pad at lunch.